'You can't put off being young until you retire'

Philip Larkin

I placed an order with ASOS on the 5th July and their estimated time of delivery is 3-5 working days...my parcel arrived yesturday which was the 4th July, by my reckoning that's 30 days in total and about 20 working days. I am appauled that it took so long to arrive, I hadn't ordered anything exciting either.

I ordered some naff white Rayban-alikes that I was planning on wearing in the car, a little 'purse-belt' thing in black for my mother to wear to Madonna (I have a similar one in silver) and some false eyelashes I'd planned on wearing to the wedding which I no longer need so I'm planning on putting them on eBay and they also sent me a free bag which says 'FASHION IS POSH' in pink, I recieved a 'KATE WORE MY T SHIRT' one with my previous order, I feel quite eco-friendly when I tote them around in place of carrier bags.